Meet the team
Adrian
| Function | Boss |
| Style | Golf-chic |
| Fuel | Cakes |
| Pet | Hates |
| Geek-rating | 7 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Freddie Flintoff |
| Poshness quota | 4 |
| Hobby | Golf |
Kate
| Function | Overseer |
| Style | Boho |
| Fuel | Cabernet Sauvignon |
| Pet | Cats & Dogs |
| Geek-rating | 2 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Paula Radcliffe |
| Poshness quota | 10 |
| Hobby | Dog walks |
Sam
| Function | Everything |
| Style | High-street |
| Fuel | Greek food |
| Pet | Cats |
| Geek-rating | 1 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Khloe Kardashian |
| Poshness quota | 6 |
| Hobby | Piano or Jazzercise |
Iain
| Function | Marketeer |
| Style | New Romantic |
| Fuel | AVGAS |
| Pet | Cats |
| Geek-rating | 0 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Gus Hedges |
| Poshness quota | 80 |
| Hobby | Planes, trains and automobiles |
PJ
| Function | Barely |
| Style | ...ish |
| Fuel | Coffee |
| Pet | Rats |
| Geek-rating | B+ |
| Celebrity lookalike | Sheldon Cooper |
| Poshness quota | Little bit |
| Hobby | Enigma specialist |
Mike
| Function | He doesn't know |
| Style | Aggressive |
| Fuel | Coke |
| Pet | Lice |
| Geek-rating | 110% |
| Celebrity lookalike | Rader O'Reilly (M.A.S.H) |
| Poshness quota | -110% |
| Hobby | Amateur radio |
Dave
| Function | Developer |
| Style | Absolutely none |
| Fuel | Tea |
| Pet | Cat and Rabbit |
| Geek-rating | 7 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Cartman |
| Poshness quota | 7 |
| Hobby | Electronics |
Mandy
| Function | Sales |
| Style | ... |
| Fuel | San Miguel |
| Pet | Fish |
| Geek-rating | 5 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Moren Baccarin |
| Poshness quota | ... |
| Hobby | Racketball |
Jo
| Function | Money |
| Style | Very |
| Fuel | Champagne |
| Pet | Dog & Cat |
| Geek-rating | 1 |
| Celebrity lookalike | Patsy (Ab Fab) |
| Poshness quota | 6 |
| Hobby | Shopping |